26 Random Thoughts Every Women Has On A Bad DateĀ was originally published on ionehellobeautiful.staging.go.ione.nyc
1. You Know Youāve Thought All Of These Things While On A Bad Date
2. I Wasted An Outfit On This. Iām Wearing This Again Tomorrow.
3. The Waiter Is Really Cute. Hey Boo.
4. I Wonder How Many Likes I Got On My Latest Instagram Post?
5. OMG Look At That Cute Couple Over Thereā¦Everyone Is Having More Fun Than Me.
6. I Bet I Could Take Him, You Know, If It Comes To That
7. Iām Going To Be Single Forever.
8. Ugh. I Want Ice Cream. Oh Sh*t, I Have Ben & Jerryās In The Freezer.
9. I Luh You Papiā¦I Luh You Luh You Luh You Papi. Ugh Why Canāt I Get This Song Out Of My Head?!
10. Maybe If I Pretend Itās All Good, It Wonāt Be So Bad?
11. Iām Pretty Sure This Is My Last Pair Of Clean Panties. I Should Do Laundry.
12. If He Touches Me, I Will Kill Him.
13. Maybe Iāll Get My BFF To Call Me & Pretend Something Happenedā¦
14. Iām Going To The Gym In The Morning, Just Kiddingā¦Iām Going To Brunch.
15. I Hope I Have Some Bacon At Home. I Want Some Bacon Tonight.
16. I Definitely Should Have Gone To The Gym Tonight.
17. Canāt Wait To Get Home, Get A Snack & Watch Netflix
18. Thatās The Last Time Iāll Let A Man Be A ManāIām Choosing The Restaurant Next Time.
19. I Wonder If I Can Get Him To Pay For My Cab?
20. Heās Not Going To Mention His Ex Againā¦Oh He Mentioned His Ex Again.
21. Oh You Hate When Women Smoke Pot, Do You?
22. I Should Call My Mom.
